Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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