I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Barsexuality is the new black.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
