Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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