I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i used baking grease as lip gloss
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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