I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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