this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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