covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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