I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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