Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
My dad is sitting where you rode me
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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