My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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