Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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