But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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