so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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