How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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