Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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