I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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