i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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