he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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