Christians are straight up FREAKS
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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