Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i wish my penis had a tongue
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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