Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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