She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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