I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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