we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Randomize
