hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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