yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
