Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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