Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Omg I joined a choir last night...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
