I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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