I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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