something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
There's always time for handjobs
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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