Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
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