People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
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