Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
