She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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