Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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