i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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