Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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