If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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