my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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