just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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