just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
