I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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