if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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