Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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