Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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