Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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