The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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