Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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