Whod you bang
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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