Tell her she can't have a vagina
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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