so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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