return my video game
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
where are my pants?
in the oven.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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