people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I would ride that face into the sunset
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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