I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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