i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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