I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Randomize