Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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