Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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